Friend: You've never heard that song before?
Me: No.
Friend: What, have you been living under a rock?
Me: Punk Rock

talesfrombeneathyourmom:

hey i’m in a band

no i’m not forty would a forty year old have hair like this

i’m hip

(Source: dudesranch)

what do you mean all time low aren’t homosexual

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Therapist: So what brings you here?
Me: Skunk Hair.
Therapist: Okay...
Me: Wedding pictures.
Therapist: I'm not sure I understan-
Me: Countdown.
Therapist: Now you're just not making sense. If we can start from the beg-
Me: The Reckless and the Brave.
Me: Cover art.
Therapist: Now you just need to calm down...
Me: Lyrics.
Me: Hopeless Records reunion.
Me: *dies*
3arthquakes: my friends are everything

merricksexual:

i swear not a single one of you better complain when this album drops

if you want to hear put up or shut up then go fucking listen to put up or shut up because i promise no one wants to hear you whine about how the new album sounds too “different”